Like "Julie & Julia"… Based on 2 true stories

I tangoed Monday.  I danced the Paso Duble on Tuesday.  And Wednesday I dabble in Latin and country western.  It unequivocably makes my heart happy! 

So…. (DRUM ROLL)  Keller Williams picked Open to Close up!!!!!!!  This is an amazing opportunity that I have the chance to make the greatest success of my quite short life thus far.  The adventure begins!  You know I’ll be giving you every detail.  🙂

I met my girlfriend for a drink last night, and I had every intention of changing clothes, but all I really had time for was shaving my mustache.  (Um, I’m not joking.)  I showed up in yoga pants, flip flops, and my hair in a tossled bun.  My most fabulous spirited and uninhibited friend let me graciously know that it was clear I was no longer in my twenties, as someone in the age bracket would have never showed up to a bar in that state.  I laughed!  She was absolutely right!  I let her know I was undercover for the time being… I’m like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.  Oh! BTW, I’m at 137.5 and 2 drinks as of yesterday at 11:59 pm. 

And I might add that is my current weight WITH starting my cycle Weds am.  On what felt like was the pinnacle of my entrepeneurial journey, I had never felt more alone with no one to share my excitement with.  The tears started on my drive home around 9:00 pm and continued uncontrollably through the night.  Thank goodness mother nature explained my erratic and psychotic behavior!  Good times!

Yes, I adore dancing!  It’s magical and fanciful, and clearly, I’m a dreamer.  I’m on this ridiculous diet right now because I fear I might suffer from the same worrisome thought that I will grow to be an old spinster eaten by wild dogs.  And because all of my friends tell me I’m absolutely amazing and that they couldn’t understand why I’m single (it’s their responsibility to tell me that, right?), I’ve deduced the only thing that could be deterring the progression of a fabulous dating life and eventual marriage is the size of my gluteus maximus. 

In honor of Bridge, I’m 139.5 today (5’0″ girl, tragic, I know – my mom says i have to take off at least 10 for these fabulous boobs that i now coil up from the ground into my bra everyday as a result of my fabulous and most adorable children), zero cigs (thank goodness, one prob I don’t have), and zero alcoholic drinks thus far.  The drinks might change by the end of today.  🙂  So, I’m preparing for the MOST pivotal day in my entrepreneurial business career as tomorrow I will find out if the largest real estate brokerage on an national level wants to partner with my fledgling of a company.  So, I will dance! 

Forever hopeful…